Sunday, October 13, 2013

Trickster

I used to steal gas from gas station, and they came out with a warrant for my arrest. Then I got convicted for running away from a cop. I came up with a BS story that he was scaring me and I knew him from high school, but I always play the victim and try to deflect blame onto others. I recently sent a death wish email to a sex blogger and got caught and though I tried to deny it I was caught dead to rights. But I keep trying to deflect the blame and get other people in trouble for what I did. Now I am going nuts on the Internet and screwing up at work and not following through on my singing. I'm such a klutz! ;-) LOLOL! Don't laugh or I'll sue you.

No comments:

Post a Comment