Sunday, October 13, 2013

My Kleptomania

I steal all the time...peoples food at work, stores, malls, you name it, I steal it. I have stolen money from locker rooms. I even dream about stealing from locker rooms and when I wake up in the morning and realize it was a dream and don't actually have all the stuff I stole, I get sad. All that hard work for nothin! I got caught stealing magazines and twinkies once and had to attend a special class for my bad behavior, the very next day I went a stole a $300 tommy hilfiger jacket from the mall. I steal everything, and i like it! Things are overpriced and everything should be free!

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