Thursday, October 10, 2013

Food Thief

At work I like to steal other peoples food from the fridges. It got so bad that human resources printed out a page to hand around the building stating to watch out for a food thief. I still continued to steal peoples food. I also have a real obsession with stealing things from locker rooms, anything I can find, whether it be clothes or money. I also pooped in the shower once when I got real bad stomach cramps. Didn't smell too good.

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